Never love a TESTING girl since she always doubts U. Never love a DATABASE girl since she always wants her husband to be a UNIQUE key. Never love a C girl because she always have a tendency to BREAK the things and EXIT from house. Never love a C++ girl as u may encounter some [...]
Top 20 Replies by Programmers to Testers when their programs don’t work
20. "That's weird…" 19. "It's never done that before." 18. "It worked yesterday." 17. "How is that possible?" 16. "It must be a hardware problem." 15. "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" 14. "There is something funky in your data." 13. "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" 12. "You [...]