Never love a TESTING girl since she always doubts U. Never love a DATABASE girl since she always wants her husband to be a UNIQUE key. Never love a C girl because she always have a tendency to BREAK the things and EXIT from house. Never love a C++ girl as u may encounter some [...]
Top 20 Replies by Programmers to Testers when their programs don’t work
20. "That's weird…" 19. "It's never done that before." 18. "It worked yesterday." 17. "How is that possible?" 16. "It must be a hardware problem." 15. "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" 14. "There is something funky in your data." 13. "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" 12. "You [...]
Computer Programming Song
# Local variable Mein pal do pal ka shayar hoon, pal do pal meri kahani hai pal do pal meri hasti hai.. # Global variable Main har ik pal ka shayar hoon har ik pal meri kahani hai har ik pal meri hasti hai # Null pointers Mera jeevan kora kagaz kora hi reh gaya. [...]