Most Amazing PJ’s

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scroll karne se solve nahi hogi….

Teacher: 'A' for?
Student: Apple !!!
Teacher: Jor se bolo
Student: JAI MATA DI

Ek baar ek aadmi ne badi tapasya ki.
shivji khush.
Prakat hue…
bole…
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puttar maang…
maang kya chahiye tujhey !
bakth utha…
bole shivji…
mujhey to aap sirf ek guitar de do !
shivji bole kaisa gadha hai ?

unhone kaha…

puttar …

tuney badi achchi tapsya ki hai …
kuch bada maang !

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wo fir bola… nahi ji… mujhey to aap guitar hi do !

shivji ne phir samajhaya… abbey… kuch dhang ka maang … !
par wo to ada hi hua tha… bola nahi… aap to mujhey guitar hi do !

shivji usey bade pyaar se khopch me lekar samjhane lage… bole… yaar tu
kuch aur maang… guitar na maang…

wo bola… nahi nahi nahi !!! mujhey sirf guitar hi chahiye…

ab shivji gussey main aa gaye … boley

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saale… agar guitar mere paas hota to main ye damaru kyo bajata 🙂

sardar kya sochte sochte marr gaya ???

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agar meri bahan ke do bhai hain, to mera sirf ek kaise ?

1) Smoking
2) Drinking
3) Charas
4) Ganja
5) Chicken
6) Mutton
7) Oily food
8) Masala
9) Sleep & obesity
10) Pollution

= Heart Attack

Matlab ?

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DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL !!

Do you know why the name of Madras was replaced by Chennai???

Think……

Think..

Bit more…….

Because… a Madrassi wears lungi and there is no zip means
“chen…nai…”

A women goes in an Auto (rickshaw) and gets bald???

How???

Lets C' if you can solve this one….

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Can't think…c'mon…

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Here goes the answer…

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Automatically (Auto-Mein-Takli)….. Smile-J

Whats the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?
Comepalakrishnan.

What is the opposite of Subramnium Swamy?
Subramanium Didn't See Me.

How do they start a road race in Tamil Nadu?
Ready….Steady….. PO

What do you call a really colourful Tamilian?
Rangarajan.

What do you call an amazing Malayalee?
Pheno Menon.

What do you call a dashing Malayalee?
Debo Nair.

What do you call a god fearing Sindhi?
Bhagwandas Godwani.

A Sindhi electrician?
Voltram Bijlani.

A Sindhi milkman?
Gopal Dudeja.

A Sindhi pest control contractor?
Khatmull Marwani.

A Sindhi detergent?
Neelam Rin-dani.

A Sindhi postman?
Mailwani.

A fashionable Sindhi?
Jogio Armani or Primlani.

A forgetful Sindhi?
Bhulo Bhulchandani.

A fat Sindhi?
Hathiramani

A corrupt Sindhi?
Chaipani.

A Sindhi fly?
Makhija.

Why did the visitor to the Gujju home run away when he
was offered tea?
Because the Gujju said he would serve snakes with it.

Why did the American get scared of the Gujju?
Because he said 'Sue kare chhe.'

What did the Gujju! mean when he said," Maro dikro STATES ma gayon?"
His son failed in statistics.

Maro dikro Dubai gayo?
My son drowned.

Which programs do gujjus couples love to watch on tv? Be-watch
(Baywatch, Be in gujju is 2)

What do you call a knee less gujju ?
Nilesh (Pronounced Nee-Less)

An outlawed Bengali?
Kanoon Banerjee.

An enlightened Bengali?
Jyoti Basu.

Bengali who works?
A work of fiction.

A stupid Bengali girl?
Balika Buddhu.

A Bengali marriage?
Bedding

A mad Bengali?
In Sen.

A dark Bengali who lives in a cave?
Kalidas Guha.

A Bengali mobster?
Robin G

one day a man calls his wife from his IDEA mobile his call gets cross
connected to some other lady. They still keep on talking… they start liking
each other.. and finally they get married…

what MORAL do u get???

 

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