Few Unknown Facts

 

  • Regular naps prevent old age… especially if you take them while driving.
  • Having one child makes you a parent having two, a referee.
  • Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is husband!
  • A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.
  • Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without… but whatever you do,  you'll regret it later.
  • You can't buy love . . . but you pay heavily for it.
  • Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.
  • Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
  • Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
  • Marriage is give and take. You'd better give or she'll take it anyway.
  • My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
  • Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
  • Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
  • A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
  • You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.
  • It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
  • Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.
  • Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you!
 

 

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