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		<title>My Philosophy Of HouseCleaning!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 May 2012 04:43:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; I don&#39;t do windows because .&#160; I love birds and don&#39;t want one to run into a clean window and get hurt. &#160; &#160; &#160; I don&#39;t wax floors because .&#160; I am terrified a guest will slip and get &#160;hurt then I&#39;ll feel terrible( plus they may sue me.) &#160; &#160; &#160; I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gifts For Wife</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 04:36:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; Three guys are bragging about what they bought their wives: The first says:&#160; I bought her something which goes from 0 to 100 in 6 seconds&#34; The other&#160;two guys don&#39;t know what he&#39;s talking about so he reveals, &#34;I bought her a nice Porsche&#34;&#160; &#160; The second guy says: &#34;I bought something which goes [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How Technology Organizations Were Named</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 04:20:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; Yahoo! &#160; The word was invented by Jonathan Swift and used in his book Gulliver&#39;s Travels. It represents a person who is repulsive in appearance and action and is barely human. Yahoo! founders Jerry Yang and David Filo selected the name because they considered themselves yahoos. &#160; &#160; Xerox &#160; The Greek root &#34;xer&#34; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Heights</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 May 2012 04:15:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; Heights&#160; &#160; 1. What is height of Fashion? Dhoti with a zip. &#160; 2. What is height of Secrecy?&#160; Offering black visiting cards.&#160; &#160; 3. What is height of Active laziness?&#160; Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.&#160; &#160; 4. What is height of Laziness?&#160; Adopt a child.&#160; &#160; 5. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Clear Your Cliches</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 04:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Life is Short Sorry. Life is not short, it&#39;s just that everything else lasts so long -mountains, rivers, stars, planets &#8211; life seems short. Actually life lasts&#160;just the right amount of time. Until you die. Death on the other hand&#8230;.is&#160;very, very short. Nice Guys Finish Last Not true. Studies have shown that, on average, nice [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Reasons Why Men Love UNIX</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2012 03:55:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Reasons why men love UNIX: $ touch; $ finger; $ unzip; $ strip; $ mount; $ mv; $ halt; $ mv; $ halt; $ mv; $ halt; $ mv; $ halt; $ mv; $ halt; $ mv; $ halt; $ mv; $ halt; $ mv; $ halt; $ mv; $ halt; $ core dump; $ [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why is HONEY Golden in Color?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 May 2012 03:50:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[RIDDLE&#160;&#160; Why is HONEY golden in color?&#160;&#160; &#160; A) Because of the Sun the flowers receive? B) Because Flower Pollen is naturally Golden?&#160; C)&#160;Because it&#39;s manufactured that way?&#160; D) I don&#39;t know.&#160; The answer may be found below.&#160; &#160; &#160;&#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; A little lower&#8230;&#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; Just a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Few Unknown Facts</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 May 2012 03:49:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.emailstoforward.com/?p=309</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#160; Regular naps prevent old age&#8230; especially if you take them while driving. Having one child makes you a parent having two, a referee. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the&#160;other is husband! A child&#39;s greatest period of growth is the month after you&#39;ve&#160;purchased new school uniforms. Don&#39;t marry [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Most Amazing PJ&#8217;s</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Apr 2012 10:48:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.emailstoforward.com/?p=304</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Zindegi ek paheli hai&#8230; &#8212; &#8212; &#8212; &#8212; &#8212; &#8212; &#8212; &#8212; &#8212; &#8212; &#8212; &#8212; &#8212; &#8212; &#8212; &#8212; &#8212; &#8212; &#8212; &#8212; &#8212; &#8212; &#8212; &#8212; &#8212; &#8212; &#8212; &#8212; &#8212; &#8212; &#8212; &#8212; &#8212; &#8212; &#8212; &#8212; &#8212; &#8212; &#8212; &#8212; &#8212; &#8212; &#8212; &#8212; &#8212; &#8212; &#8212; &#8212; &#8212; &#8212; &#8212; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Killer English</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 10:52:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Principal to student&#8230;&#34; I saw u yesterday rotating near girls&#39; hostel pulling cigarette&#8230;? &#34; (WOW&#8230;like a table top???&#8230;.have heard about pulling legs, this is sumthing new) ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *** Tomorrow call your parents especially mother and father (Any other options???) ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *** &#160; Class [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Rightly Said</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 12:09:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.emailstoforward.com/?p=297</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[As rightly&#160;said by some few personalities&#8230;&#8230; When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -David Bissonette After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can&#39;t face each other, but still they stay together. -Sacha Guitry By all means marry. If you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Vatican Humour</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 07:08:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.emailstoforward.com/?p=294</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[After getting all of Pope Benedict&#39;s luggage loaded into the limo, (and he doesn&#39;t travel light), the driver notices the Pope is still standing on the curb. &#39;Excuse me, Your Holiness,&#39; says the driver, &#39;Would you please take your seat so we can leave?&#39; &#39;Well, to tell you the truth,&#39; says the Pope, &#39;they never [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Very Interesting Facts</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jan 2012 18:23:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.emailstoforward.com/?p=291</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[American car horns beep in the tone of F. The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache. Mosquito repellents don&#39;t repel. They hide you. The spray&#160;blocks the mosquito&#39;s sensors so they don&#39;t know you&#39;re there. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning. The plastic things on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Love Letter by Software Programmer</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jan 2012 07:14:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.emailstoforward.com/?p=286</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Sweetheart , I&#8217;ve seen you yesterday while surfing on the local train platform and realized that you are the only site I was browsing for. For a long time I&#8217;ve been lonely; this has been the bug in my life and you can be a real debugger for me now. My life is an uncompiled [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Law of the Garbage Truck</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jan 2012 10:08:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.emailstoforward.com/?p=282</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[One day I hopped in a taxi and we took off for the airport. We were driving in the right lane when suddenly a black car jumped out of a parking space right in front of us. My taxi driver slammed on his brakes, skidded, and missed the other car by just inches! The driver [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Interesting Anagrams</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jan 2012 20:59:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.emailstoforward.com/?p=279</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[An anagram is a re-arrangement of a word, phrase, or sentence into a different one by using all the letters of the original sentence and without repeating any of the letters. Take a look at these interesting ones: A decimal point = I&#8217;m a dot in place Dormitory = dirty room Vacation times = I&#8217;m [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Women Geography</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jan 2012 16:50:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.emailstoforward.com/?p=276</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Between the ages of 15 &#8211; 20 a woman is like Africa. She is half discovered, half wild. . . . . Between the ages of 20 &#8211; 30 a woman is like America. Fully discovered and scientifically perfect. . . . . Between the ages of 30 &#8211; 35, she is like India &#38; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Truth</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jan 2012 09:44:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>SMS Jokes</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jan 2012 18:31:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[u r Ultimataa u r Lovely u r Likeable u r Unique In short&#8230; u r ULLU !!! -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- I am getting married next week. There will be small party and only a few people will be invited. Don&#39;t brings any gifts. just bring SOMEONE to marry me. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Galileo : Great Mind Einstein : [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Smart Answers</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jan 2012 01:44:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die? * his last battle &#160; Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? * at the bottom of the page &#160; Q3. River Ravi flows in which state? * liquid &#160; Q4. What is the main reason for divorce? *&#160;marriage &#160; Q5. What is the main reason for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Perception &#8211; A Social Experiment</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jan 2012 18:46:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[PLACE:- Washington, DC Metro Station on a cold January morning in 2007. The man with a violin played six Bach pieces for about 45 minutes. During that time approx. 2 thousand people went through the station, most of them on their way to work. After 3 minutes a middle aged man noticed there was a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Office Boy at Microsoft</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jan 2012 08:45:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.emailstoforward.com/?p=252</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A Jobless man applied for the position of &#8216;office boy&#8217; at Microsoft. The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test. &#8216;You are employed&#8217; he said. Give me your e-mail address and I&#8217;ll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start. The man [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Is Your Brain Strong?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Jan 2012 15:22:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>How Men and Women Interpret Colours</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Jan 2012 07:12:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>8 Best Moments in Life</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Jan 2012 21:03:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. Giving the 1st salary to your parents. 2. Thinking your love with tears in your eyes. 3. Looking at old photos &#38; smiling. 4. A sweet &#38; emotional chat with friends. 5. Holding hands with your loved ones for a walk. 6. Getting a hug from one who cares for you. 7. First kiss [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Inspirational Words by CEO of Coca Cola (Bryan Dyson)</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Jan 2012 16:47:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Imagine life as a game in which you are juggling some five balls in the air. You name them &#8211; work, family, health, Friends and spirit and you&#8217;re keeping all of these in the Air. You will soon understand that work is a rubber ball. If you drop it, it will bounce back. But the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Can you Copy &amp; Paste?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Jan 2012 12:26:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his Audience. He Said: &#8220;The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn&#8217;t my wife!&#8221; The audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added: &#8220;And that woman was my mother!&#8221; Laughter and Applause!!! A week later, a top manager trained by [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Four Seasons</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Jan 2012 00:34:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There was a man who had four sons. He wanted his sons to learn not to Judge things too quickly. So he sent them each on a quest, in turn, to go and look at a pear tree that was a great distance away. The first son went in the winter, the second in the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2012 18:58:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1- Find the C below.. Please do not use any cursor help. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 2- If you already found the C, now find the 6 below. 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999996999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 3 &#8211; Now find the N below. It&#8217;s a little more difficult. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Parrot Boss</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2012 06:56:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man wanted to buy his son a parrot as a birthday present.. The next day he went to the pet shop and saw three identical parrots in a cage. He asked the clerk, &#8220;how much for the parrot on the right? The owner said it was&#160;$2500. &#8220;$2500.&#8221;, the man said. &#8220;Well what does he [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How to ask your Boss for a salary increase?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2012 19:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[One day an employee sends a letter to her boss asking for an increase in her salary!!! Dear Bo$$ In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company. I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Inspiring People</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2012 18:52:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; At the age of 25 &#160;I was a conductor &#34;&#160; Rajanikanth&#160; &#160; &#160; &#34; I didn&#39;t even complete my University Education &#34;&#160; Bill Gates&#160; &#160; &#160; &#34; I was One who served in Hotels &#34;&#160; Oberoi&#160; &#160; &#160; &#34; At my Childhood days, I stitched shoes&#34;&#160; Abraham Lincoln&#160; &#160; &#160; &#34; I worked in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Last Lecture</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2012 19:01:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is amazing, Randy Pausch died of pancreatic cancer in 2008, but wrote a book &#8216;The last lecture&#8221; before then, one of the bestsellers in 2007. What a legacy to leave behind&#8230; In a letter to his wife Jai and his children, Dylan, Logan , and Chloe, he wrote this beautiful &#34;guide to a better [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Feel Better</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2012 03:28:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[How to start your day with a positive attitude? 1. Create a &#34;New Folder&#34; on your computer 2. Name it &#34;Project Manager&#34; 3. Send it to trash 4. Empty the trash 5. Your computer will ask you &#34;Do you really want to get rid of &#34;Project Manager&#34;?&#34; 6. Answer calmly, &#34;Yes&#34;, and press the mouse [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Heights</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2012 02:20:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. What is height of Fashion? Dhoti with a zip. 2. What is height of Secrecy? Offering black visiting cards. 3. What is height of Active laziness? Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk. 4. What is height of Laziness? Adopt a child. 5. What is height of Craziness? Getting a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Scramble</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2012 18:36:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[DORMITORY :When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM DESPERATION :When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT SLOT MACHINES :When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN EM ANIMOSITY :When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY A DECIMAL POINT :When you rearrange the letters: I&#39;M A DOT IN PLACE THE EARTHQUAKES :When you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Never Love a Software Girl..</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2012 05:41:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Never love a TESTING girl since she always doubts U. Never love a DATABASE girl since she always wants her husband to be a UNIQUE key. Never love a C girl because she always have a tendency to BREAK the things and EXIT from house. Never love a C++ girl as u may encounter some [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Labels</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jan 2012 10:32:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On a blanket from Taiwan: NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO.(Bugger, what am I gonna use now???) On a helmet-mounted mirror used by American cyclists: REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU. On a Taiwanese shampoo: USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE. On the bottle-top of a British flavoured milk drink: [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Life after 21st century</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jan 2012 00:26:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Our communication &#8211; Wireless Our dress &#8211; Topless Our telephone &#8211; Cordless Our cooking &#8211; Fireless Our youth &#8211; Jobless Our religion &#8211; Creedless Our food &#8211; Fatless Our faith &#8211; Godless Our labour &#8211; Effortless Our conduct &#8211; Worthless Our relation &#8211; Loveless Our attitude &#8211; Careless Our feelings &#8211; Heartless Our politics &#8211; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Horse Phoned</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Jan 2012 18:35:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine. &#34;What was that for?&#34; he asked.&#34;That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Laura Lou written on it,&#34; she replied. &#34;Two weeks ago when I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Resume!!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Jan 2012 08:24:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Munna Bhai &#8211; Supariwala &#160; Objective: To obtain a challenging position as a Crime Implementation Analyst (CIA) Education: B.S. (Crime Technology) Tihar Jail, India, August 1994 M.S. (Criminal Sciences) Virginia Prison for International Smugglers and The Unlawful Activists(VPISUA), August 1996. Thesis: &#34;On escaping from high security prisons like Alcatraz with minimal efforts&#34; Coursework: Cop Psychology, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fact of Life!!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Jan 2012 19:09:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Samundar bhar syllabus hai&#8230;. Nadi bhar padh paate hain&#8230;.. Balti bhar yaad rehta hai&#8230;. Magga bhar likh paate hain&#8230;. Chullu bhar number aate hain&#8230;. Doob kar mar jaate hain&#8230;. )]]></description>
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		<title>Positive Thinking</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Jan 2012 14:32:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is nice &#8211; finding positive out of every negative &#8211; which we don&#39;t always manage to do. I am thankful&#8230; 1. For the husband or wife who snores all night, because he or she is at home asleep with me and not with someone else. 2. For my teenage daughter who is complaining about [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Imagination !</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Jan 2012 07:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[3 monkeys escaped from the zoo&#8230;. One was caught watching TV&#8230;. Another playing football&#8230; and the third one&#8230;&#8230;.. &#8212; &#8212; &#160; &#8212; &#8212; &#8212; &#8212; &#8212; &#8212; &#8212; &#8212; &#8212; &#8212; No its not you&#8230; Why do u always think u r a monkey??]]></description>
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		<title>Ramayan by Bill Gates!!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jan 2012 19:24:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[When Bill Gates was in India, he had a chance 2 listen Ramayana from Atal Behari Vajpayee. After, returning 2 US he wrote it in his personal Diary.A Tabloid in US got a copy of his writings. These are excerpts from his diary. Ramayana by Bill Gates&#8230; &#160; LAN, LAN ago, in the SYSTEM of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>One Liner Funny Stuff</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jan 2012 18:31:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. Should women have children after 35? No, 35 children are more than enough! 2. No one has ever complained of a parachute not opening. 3. Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes annual free trip around the Sun. 4. Your future depends on your dreams, So go to sleep. 5. Alcohol kills [...]]]></description>
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		<title>21st Century</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jan 2012 14:41:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You know you&#39;re living in 21st Century when&#8230; 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven&#39;t played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sholay !!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jan 2012 10:20:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Gabbar sends Kaalia and two others to Ramgad to collect the loot-maar software he had ordered. They reach Ramgad and start shouting: &#34;Abe O thakur! Kahan hai wo loot-maar software? Last date to kab ka nikal gaya&#34;. Thakur [with anger]: &#34;Chillao mat! jaakar Gabbar se kah do ki Thakur Software walon ne paagal kutton ke [...]]]></description>
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		<title>ABCD&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jan 2012 14:06:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A for apple B for bada apple C for chhota apple D for dusra apple E for ek aur apple F for fokat ka apple G for gol apple H for hazar apple I for itney saarey apple? J for jaao nahi khaana hai apple K for kaise nahi khaayengey apple L for lena padhega [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Can you answer these !!!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jan 2012 07:34:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? If the professor on Gilligan&#39;s Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can&#39;t he fix [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top 20 Replies by Programmers to Testers when their programs don&#8217;t work</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jan 2012 11:25:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[20. &#34;That&#39;s weird&#8230;&#34; 19. &#34;It&#39;s never done that before.&#34; 18. &#34;It worked yesterday.&#34; 17. &#34;How is that possible?&#34; 16. &#34;It must be a hardware problem.&#34; 15. &#34;What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?&#34; 14. &#34;There is something funky in your data.&#34; 13. &#34;I haven&#39;t touched that module in weeks!&#34; 12. &#34;You [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Project Management!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jan 2012 11:13:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Project Manager is a Person who thinks Nine women can deliver a baby in One month. Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby. Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month. Client is the one who doesn&#39;t know why he [...]]]></description>
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		<title>History</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jan 2012 10:52:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Have a history teacher explain this if they can! Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946. &#160; Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960. &#160; Both were particularly concerned with civil rights. Both wives lost a child [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why Tech Support guys are paid so much?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jan 2012 10:16:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why the Call center Guys are paid so much? PEOPLE WONDER WHY THE CALL CENTRE GUYS R PAID SO MUCH&#8230;&#8230;FOR JUST BEING ON THE PHONE. TAKE A LOOK: 1). Tech Support: &#34;I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop.&#34; Customer &#34;Ok.&#34; Tech Support: &#34;Did you get a pop-up menu?&#34; Customer: &#34;No.&#34; Tech Support: &#34;Ok. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Google Aarti</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jan 2012 09:17:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Om Jai Google Hare !! Swami Om Jai Google hare Programmer&#39;s ke sankat, Developers ke Sankat, Click main door kare!! Om Jai Google Hare !! &#160; Jo Dhyawe vo pawe, dukh bin se man ka, Swami dukh bin se man ka, Homepage ki sampatti lawe, Homework ki sampatti karave kasht mite work ka, Swami Om [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Beauty of English</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jan 2012 08:55:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ever noticed how deleting one word after the other in a sentence can lead to a nice story? Here&#39;s an example: Oh John please don&#39;t touch me at all&#8230;! Oh John please don&#39;t touch me at&#8230;! Oh John please don&#39;t touch&#8230;! Oh John please don&#8217;t&#8230;! Oh John please&#8230;! Oh John..! Ohhh&#8230;..]]></description>
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		<title>Computer Programming Song</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jan 2012 01:06:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[# Local variable Mein pal do pal ka shayar hoon, pal do pal meri kahani hai pal do pal meri hasti hai.. # Global variable Main har ik pal ka shayar hoon har ik pal meri kahani hai har ik pal meri hasti hai # Null pointers Mera jeevan kora kagaz kora hi reh gaya. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Classified Ads</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jan 2012 00:17:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[These four classified ads appeared in a newspaper on four consecutive days. The last three hopelessly trying to correct the first day&#39;s mistake&#8230; ************ MONDAY: For sale &#8211; Vishanth has a sewing machine for sale. Phone 98407 16581 after 7PM and ask for Mrs Mani who lives with him cheap. ************ TUESDAY: Notice: We regret [...]]]></description>
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