Sweetheart , I’ve seen you yesterday while surfing on the local train platform and realized that you are the only site I was browsing for. For a long time I’ve been lonely; this has been the bug in my life and you can be a real debugger for me now. My life is an uncompiled [...]
Feel Better
How to start your day with a positive attitude? 1. Create a "New Folder" on your computer 2. Name it "Project Manager" 3. Send it to trash 4. Empty the trash 5. Your computer will ask you "Do you really want to get rid of "Project Manager"?" 6. Answer calmly, "Yes", and press the mouse [...]
Never Love a Software Girl..
Never love a TESTING girl since she always doubts U. Never love a DATABASE girl since she always wants her husband to be a UNIQUE key. Never love a C girl because she always have a tendency to BREAK the things and EXIT from house. Never love a C++ girl as u may encounter some [...]
21st Century
You know you're living in 21st Century when… 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. [...]
Sholay !!
Gabbar sends Kaalia and two others to Ramgad to collect the loot-maar software he had ordered. They reach Ramgad and start shouting: "Abe O thakur! Kahan hai wo loot-maar software? Last date to kab ka nikal gaya". Thakur [with anger]: "Chillao mat! jaakar Gabbar se kah do ki Thakur Software walon ne paagal kutton ke [...]
Top 20 Replies by Programmers to Testers when their programs don’t work
20. "That's weird…" 19. "It's never done that before." 18. "It worked yesterday." 17. "How is that possible?" 16. "It must be a hardware problem." 15. "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" 14. "There is something funky in your data." 13. "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" 12. "You [...]