I don't do windows because . I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt. I don't wax floors because . I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt then I'll feel terrible( plus they may sue me.) I [...]
Gifts For Wife
Three guys are bragging about what they bought their wives: The first says: I bought her something which goes from 0 to 100 in 6 seconds" The other two guys don't know what he's talking about so he reveals, "I bought her a nice Porsche" The second guy says: "I bought something which goes [...]
Heights
Heights 1. What is height of Fashion? Dhoti with a zip. 2. What is height of Secrecy? Offering black visiting cards. 3. What is height of Active laziness? Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk. 4. What is height of Laziness? Adopt a child. 5. [...]
Reasons Why Men Love UNIX
Reasons why men love UNIX: $ touch; $ finger; $ unzip; $ strip; $ mount; $ mv; $ halt; $ mv; $ halt; $ mv; $ halt; $ mv; $ halt; $ mv; $ halt; $ mv; $ halt; $ mv; $ halt; $ mv; $ halt; $ mv; $ halt; $ core dump; $ [...]
Why is HONEY Golden in Color?
RIDDLE Why is HONEY golden in color? A) Because of the Sun the flowers receive? B) Because Flower Pollen is naturally Golden? C) Because it's manufactured that way? D) I don't know. The answer may be found below. A little lower… Just a [...]
Most Amazing PJ’s
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