Principal to student…" I saw u yesterday rotating near girls' hostel pulling cigarette…? " (WOW…like a table top???….have heard about pulling legs, this is sumthing new) ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *** Tomorrow call your parents especially mother and father (Any other options???) ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *** Class [...]
Vatican Humour
After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into the limo, (and he doesn't travel light), the driver notices the Pope is still standing on the curb. 'Excuse me, Your Holiness,' says the driver, 'Would you please take your seat so we can leave?' 'Well, to tell you the truth,' says the Pope, 'they never [...]