I don't do windows because . I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt. I don't wax floors because . I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt then I'll feel terrible( plus they may sue me.) I [...]
Gifts For Wife
Three guys are bragging about what they bought their wives: The first says: I bought her something which goes from 0 to 100 in 6 seconds" The other two guys don't know what he's talking about so he reveals, "I bought her a nice Porsche" The second guy says: "I bought something which goes [...]
How Technology Organizations Were Named
Yahoo! The word was invented by Jonathan Swift and used in his book Gulliver's Travels. It represents a person who is repulsive in appearance and action and is barely human. Yahoo! founders Jerry Yang and David Filo selected the name because they considered themselves yahoos. Xerox The Greek root "xer" [...]
Heights
Heights 1. What is height of Fashion? Dhoti with a zip. 2. What is height of Secrecy? Offering black visiting cards. 3. What is height of Active laziness? Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk. 4. What is height of Laziness? Adopt a child. 5. [...]
Clear Your Cliches
Life is Short Sorry. Life is not short, it's just that everything else lasts so long -mountains, rivers, stars, planets – life seems short. Actually life lasts just the right amount of time. Until you die. Death on the other hand….is very, very short. Nice Guys Finish Last Not true. Studies have shown that, on average, nice [...]
Reasons Why Men Love UNIX
Reasons why men love UNIX: $ touch; $ finger; $ unzip; $ strip; $ mount; $ mv; $ halt; $ mv; $ halt; $ mv; $ halt; $ mv; $ halt; $ mv; $ halt; $ mv; $ halt; $ mv; $ halt; $ mv; $ halt; $ mv; $ halt; $ core dump; $ [...]